1. I’d prefer it if you were not anonymous because that way it doesn’t result in clogging my page to shit. Please man up and avoid mess.
2. If you’re asking a really mundane question anonymously, I will not answer. Don’t ask me things like “Where do you live?” on anon, because you won’t get a response. There is no valid reason for this.
3. Repetitive asks, anon or not, go unanswered. This includes, but is not limited to; “You’re a wanker”, “You’re sexy”, “I totally fucked your mum last night. Shit was SO cash”. However, if you make it interesting and avoid anonymity, you might get a response.
4. Do not ask me about my music taste anonymously. Its fucking stupid, and once again, you’re clogging everything to shit.
5. Hate gets deleted, exceptions for when it’s funny and needs to be shared
6. Any variation of the following question goes unanswered; “Who would you fuck?”
7. My personal life very rarely bleeds through to here, and I like it that way. If you do however wish to ask me anything particularly sensitive, do NOT be anonymous. You will get ABSOLUTELY NO RESPONSE.
8. “Hottest people you follow?” goes unanswered. Responded to this hundreds of times, no care. Fuck off. Go lurk Efukt, you wankers.
9. No longer accepting asks regarding my preferences on women. People constantly misinterpret my methods, and as much as that’s probably my fault, I’m bored of that debate.

The above is instated to avoid annoying mess all over other people’s dashboards. Hopefully this will help me get back to posting content.

Those who totally ignore this will not be answered.

The above is selectively invalid when I’m shitfaced.

FOAD