Ladies and gentlemen, I would just like to take a moment to let you all know

That I just had a solid ripper of a wank

Didn’t even watch porn, went straight to imagination station.

Fuck yeah.

posted at 2:26 am on Friday, Feb 24 with 17 notes
  1. transylvanianmisanthropy said: Congratulations darling!
  2. petrichoriam reblogged this from kross-fyre
  3. sagaeivor said: congrats and welcome to the imagination club!
  4. satanicpowerpop said: Everyone acts like relying on imagination is a big deal. I don’t get it. Literally have been doing it for years and still do it for shits n’ gigs
  5. derpdederp said: Feels good man.
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